The Perils of BAOBIEMAOY

Hello folks, I have had it with all these weird emails from friends asking me to buy this or that product or try this or that slimming pill. I am so not that fat. So upon receiving yet another one of those mails yesterday when I was already in a rather annoyed mood at something else, I decided to craft a polite reply to the companies hacking my friend's email accounts and spamming my inbox with all this nonsense. The original mail and the reply I typed out went as follows. Original mail: Dear friend: Welcome to our company Webwww.baobiemaoy.com, [...]