Hello people, i have returned at long last from 5 days of camp. As such, my mind is not mentally functioning up to scratch enough to do a proper post on the camp itself, though im sure the PLs of each patrol would be very happy if i were to list down the events of the camp in full detail for their patrol logs. As such, i shall be a lazy uncreative sloth and kope stuff from random blogs.
1. 4 names in your inbox?
Ge, Jerry Loy, Px, Laodi. Just so you know, even though they’re all girls this is purely by coincidence.
2. Your main ringtone?
Brrrrrrr brrrrrrrr. Or any other sound my phone makes when it vibrates.
3. What did you do at 12 last night?
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. Feel the cheese. Although i wouldn’t mind telling some people.
4. Who was the last person u went out with? Where?
Seeing as my social life is about as happening as a hibernating polar bear’s and my love life as active as the yeti’s, I am thankful that this question skips the When.
5. The color of the tshirt you’re wearing now?
What makes you think i’m wearing one.
6. The last thing you did before this?
7. Three of your everyday essentials?
This is an interesting question. From some of the answers I’ve seen (handphone, mp3 player…), I’m a apparently one of the weaker breeds of humans who can’t survive without air, water and food.
8. What colour is your room?
9. How much money in your wallet now?
Enough to buy laodi.
10. How’s life?
Sucks seeing as i currently have only 5 cents in my wallet.
11. Your favorite city?
Gilatuluwakasabi of the Crimson Honolulus (only one person will get this)
12. What will you do next weekend?
Wow. Another interesting question. Wait a moment as i bend time and space to reveal my future. Probably mugging.
13. When was the last time you met your mom?
The questions just keep getting better. i’m sure all you viewers out there are extremely interested in when i last saw my mum. After all, she currently lives a whopping 5 metres away from me now, and as such has trouble visiting often.
14. Where is she now..?
Another interesting question. In the room….? Watching TV…? On the sofa……….? I somehow fail to see the need to add 2 dots after the question………………………………….?
15. When was the last time you talked to her?
=.=” Actually everytime i meet my mum who lives a whopping 5m away, all i do is give her an icy stare and fling a few chairs around without saying anything. My admiration for this quiz writer continues to grow.
16. Who is the last person that texted you?
Jerry Loy, telling me she hopes the force will be with her.
17. Where did u have your dinner last night?
Had some semi dinner like thing in front of a campfire. abandoned the thing after i realised there more carbon had drifted onto the food then was originally in the food itself. And bearing in mind that the food was cooked by scouts thats saying something.
18. The last gift you’ve received?
My memory fails me here. Should be some random thing from my angel.
19. Last thing you borrowed from your friend?E
Foolscap paper. At current rate i predict i owe at least a hundred pieces of foolscap to various people. Which i fully intend to return. Eventually. Why do people even ask people to lend them foolscap anyway, who on earth ever returns it.
20. How do you feel now?
As a sensitive new age guy, I’m unafraid of expressing my feelings. Real men cry, and undoubtedly, I am a real man. Right now, i feel like a butterfly. As in a have a 2-week lifespan kinda way.
21. What do you order at McD?
Lipids and Oil. Seems somehow discouraging that a mega fast food chain selling double cheese burgers stuffed with beef names itself MCD.
22. The last time you felt so sad?
Either the writer is grammatically uninclined, or he assumes everyone is in a state of depression upon reading this question. Seeing as I’ve been laughing at these questions for the last 5 mins I’ll assume its the former.
23. What is your wish for tomorrow?
World peace. I was going to wish for the completion of my art project by tomorrow but it pays to be a bit more realistic. This way i might even snag the hundreds of Miss Universes who share the same view.
|Your Birthdate: December 31|
You don’t love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking.
However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone.
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you’ll find it next.
Number of True Loves You’ll Have: 2
Number of Times You’ll Have Your Heart Broken: 1
You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month.
However, you are able to love many types of people. (True, just look at laodi. How much more different can you get.) You can bring out the best in almost anyone. (False, once again, look at laodi)
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you’ll find it next. (False. Remove the words “often” and “next” and it’ll be roughly true. )
Number of True Loves You’ll Have: 2 (I know, i know… some people have all the luck. Ladies, please don’t sour grapes over the lucky two. Men, please dont be one of the lucky 2.)
Number of Times You’ll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 (We all die eventually)
On a side note, suanning laodi has sort of become a habit, so just note that anything I say about him is probably false. Probably.
I see no other copy worthy thing on other blogs, so this will have to do. In other news, my vocab has officially been destroyed after 5 days of scouts camp. To give you and idea of what i mean, lets show some sample sentences of how I speak.
ohcy: He has a generally sanctimonius air around him, acting all high and mighty, only interacting with us in order to rain his accrimonius scorn and high falutin platitudes down on us.
ohcy: He some bomb.
ohcy: Great Scott! That foolish young man is actually trying to lift all those poles by himself? Foreasmuch as his strength is great, surely gravity shall be the victor.
kk, feeling quite bomb now. And here i quote Miss Jerry Loy.I am Very Tired
I am very tired,
I am very tired;
I am very tired,
I am very tired.
I am positively astounded by the various layers of meaning and the hundred levels of intepretation in that poem. Truly the signs of diligent effort on the part of someone who got full marks for her Sec 4 Lit CT.
toodles and goodnight.