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Hello friends, despite the fact that its only been a measly 100 days since my last post I have decided to blog again. Seems barely yesterday that CT1s had ended and now CT2s have come and flown by again, with all the pace and speed of a intoxicated hot air balloon. It has been a long month. Despite the fact that I have been spending more time in the hallowed halls of RJC then out of it it has been quite an interesting time, so for the sake of posterity and dementia I shall keep a record of it here.Spent [...]

Hello dudes and dudettes. Tis a time of celebration, for CTs are over and my three weeks of social isolation are over. Beyond the fact that my Universe has been confined by the boundaries of art room and home for the last three weeks, and every meal I've eaten in that period has been crammed with lipidy junk goodness, my life has been pretty much the same. (Though now that i think about it that isn't much of a difference from my normal life anyway.) Since the start of my Jekyll and Hyde transformation into a mugger, I have been [...]

Today, the 29th of February, is Superman's 70th birthday. Happy Birthday Superman.I hope I still look like that at the ripe old age of 70, assuming of course, that I look like that at the age of 25. You know, a little exercise, a little steak, a little plastic surgery, a ton or so of protein powder and steroids and anything's possible.One can dream.

Hello people. Tis I, ohcy, back from the chocolate laden indulgences of valentines day, here to blog because that's what Superman would do.YesterdayAh, valentines day, a day of love, happiness and empty wallets. This year, I have officially decided that I shall not be part of this overly commercialized and meaningless holiday, and I say this because I am just too lazy/busy to actually go and buy stuff. Besides, I find the theory that a baby in diapers decides my every crush a wee bit repulsive. Oh, and have you ever noticed that cupid when reversed spells out dipuc?hmmmm......All in [...]

Hello dudes and happy chinese new year. Celebrate for the time has come again when we embrace the bounty of chinese cultural goodies bestowed upon us on this happy day, a.k.a the ang paos and the snacks. Slept at a rather monstrous hour doing my art assignment, and I know this because a certain nocturnal creature of the night fell asleep before me, a remarkable and rare occurrence that will probably never happen again save for copious amounts of red bull. To all art students out there: jiayou for art assignment, and try not to feel too sad that I [...]

Hey hey hey. I'm actually blogging a mere two weeks after my last post. Which in essence means I'm really bored, but not bored enough to cross the threshold that is my high mugging activation energy. Its been almost one month into the start of school, and already reported sightings of muggers in the canteen are stressing me out.It all began one harmless break. I had moved off to buy myself a nice cup of teh bing and enjoy a quiet reading of my reader's digest when the glint of a GC entered the corner of my eye. Turning around [...]

Greetings dudes, dudettes and everything in between. Hold your gasps of surprise for yes, I have returned to the blogosphere. Its been a busy and eventful holidays of angsty fun and happy worrying, but as of now all seems right with the world, the birds are singing, the sleigh bells ringing and I feel happy.In an update on my personal life, I am happy to announce I am finally 17, or 5 and 2/3 years if you're a hiok/wenyu/scout. Had a fun filled birthday where we celebrated our unique bond of friendship, trust and love by spraying bullets at each [...]

My years of scouting are coming to a close. Rather sad.I dedicate this song, to the 01 scouts, who will probably be the only ones who understand it. Original lyrics found here12 days of Camping ~ (sung to 12 days of Christmas) On the first day of SUTC, STLs gave to me, Push-ups for every bent knee. On the second day of SUTC, the QMs gave to me, Two cooking stoves, and the cooks poisoned the trainees. On the third day of SUTC, Mojojo-Ho gave to me, Three (thousand) arm bends, two sore hands, and camp-times issues 3. And on [...]

Promotional exams are over. Its here that the utter incapability of online text in representing emotions shows itself, for within that miserly 4 words seethes joy of the highest order. I totally died for Chem and Physics, and I do state now that would mean getting a B for me. My A lar, A lar, A, A, A, wishsong has evaporated. Ah well. Mugging was the most sian experience of my life, consisting at one point of mugging from 11 - 12 everyday. I'll presume even the more simpler minded people will realise I don't aim for 5As with one [...]

Ode to a Friend - Dedicated to Royce ZongEvery time I see your face,I doubt you're of the human race,So were you always born that wayOr were you bludgeoned by a maceYou rabid dog, you mindless gnoll,your less a man, than mountain troll,and your student ID card,could be a poster for birth controlYour dumb and dumberer, mashed with foolAn amoeba could count your IQEvolution's gone insaneOr god is being really cruelWe should just harvest your organsYou've been brain dead since conceptionAnd you better pray to godyou never meet a vegetarianYou're a curl, a pig, a spineless knaveand Darwin's turning in [...]