Ode to a Friend - Dedicated to Royce ZongEvery time I see your face,I doubt you're of the human race,So were you always born that wayOr were you bludgeoned by a maceYou rabid dog, you mindless gnoll,your less a man, than mountain troll,and your student ID card,could be a poster for birth controlYour dumb and dumberer, mashed with foolAn amoeba could count your IQEvolution's gone insaneOr god is being really cruelWe should just harvest your organsYou've been brain dead since conceptionAnd you better pray to godyou never meet a vegetarianYou're a curl, a pig, a spineless knaveand Darwin's turning in [...]
