Yearly Archives: 2009



Sometimes we try so hard to organize that perfect outing, that we forget how simple the best ones were. Spend all that time making sure every hour's special, when all we had to do was spend them with people who are. And in the end the moments that I'll hold most dear are not the ones that stand out the most - the dragon boating outings, the art exhibitions or the 5 star rated movies, but the ones that seem as plain as day. Searching for a school, waiting for a sunrise and sharing laughs over a dinner table, these [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 October 7th, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments

The Perils of BAOBIEMAOY

Hello folks, I have had it with all these weird emails from friends asking me to buy this or that product or try this or that slimming pill. I am so not that fat. So upon receiving yet another one of those mails yesterday when I was already in a rather annoyed mood at something else, I decided to craft a polite reply to the companies hacking my friend's email accounts and spamming my inbox with all this nonsense. The original mail and the reply I typed out went as follows. Original mail: Dear friend: Welcome to our company, [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 September 17th, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments

The Unintended Strip Tease

Hello folks, the oc s boys are probably making snow angels now as hell freezes over but yes, I'm actually blogging within three months of my previous post. Went for my medical checkup for DSTA yesterday with some trepidation. After all you don't go to work for a defense science organization without expecting them to at least make you half robot, though I guess veterinarian scholars would have it worse. And so I made the early morning trip to Paragon where after 15 min of searching I ended up entering the wrong medical center. Despite repeated inquiries the only speck [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 June 13th, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments

Hello friends, yes I'm back for one of those increasingly sporadic updates on my personal life. Amazing I know. Well despite my long absence from the blogging scene it should be heartening to note that the most exciting change in my life recently may very well be my new superman wallpaper. Yes, my life is still more boring then yours. Army has had its ups and downs, usually in counts of twenty, and for the sake of making myself look cooler then I really am, I have to regretfully inform you that I am unable to divulge anything on my [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 May 16th, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments

Random bit of Advertising. Check out cool notebooks at:BRAIN REMOVAL INCORPORATEDAnd here I include a quote from their website:"This is Brain Removal Incorporated, where we surgically remove your brain (yes neurons, synapses and all) if you refuse to leave it at the door. Here, we believe everyone enjoys a better existence without their grey matter, and so we’re here to bring you that experience. Clearly, simple badges and notebooks really aren’t enough to provide the full exhilarating sensation of a neuro operation but strangely ironically, brain removal is really all in the head. Sorta like a… mental exercise. All you [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 February 21st, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments

(Disclaimer: This post too, was not written by me. If you can't tell. It was written by a certain beansprout loving friend of mine who coincidentally knew my blog password.) this is a story about bean sprouts. what colour they really are, chinyang will never know.once upon a time, when the art room was surrounded by lush greenery in cheap plastic pots in a distant dream the ancient ones called coursework, chinyang was given a plant that had a broken one wanted the plant because it was well broken at the stem. and in plant land, that means its a [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 February 2nd, 2009|Uncategorized|2 Comments

 (Disclaimer: I did not write this post. Lorry requested access to my blog for reasons that are now apparent to me. Haha, but it's a nice post. Thanks lorry. ) this is an epic story about a boy. a hardworking boyhmm maybe not. a sleepy boy.a dirty boy (on his way to the shower after monotyping overnight)a sleepy dirty boywho can be quite shybut we must say he has some strange spastic friends (thoughtful looking jon)and he lives ridiculously near to sch. which seems rather unfair right? (biennale 08)but its ok. we all know you can't have everything/colour in life. (drawing [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 January 10th, 2009|Uncategorized|4 Comments

Hi people. I'm going where the sun shines too much, I face the ground too often to care and pixels are the new black. The grass is greener on the other side, and so will everything else so no worries about any pseudo lorries questioning my colour sensibilities at least. I am officially downgrading from the Little Red Dot to its pimple tomorrow, so expect to see me in 2 weeks plus needing yun nam hair treatment and Loy's mythical SPF 130 sun lotion, a handy tool I'm sure if I'm ever in urgent need of something to deflect laser [...]

By | 2017-11-20T03:46:50+00:00 January 7th, 2009|Uncategorized|0 Comments