Today I learned three things.
1) Durian flesh is yellow, not green. (Roughly one year from the day I learned that milo, despite its green packaging, is not in fact green.)
2) If a giant insect flies into my shirt I will jump up and down on my bed and scream like a little girl.
3) My computer speakers emit a loud squealing noise whenever its wire comes into contact with my skin. In deference to the noble and dignified tradition of scientific inquiry, I spent the 5 mins following that discovery repeatedly assaulting myself with the speaker jack. The results of the experiment were inconclusive.
lol please repeat no. 3 on thursday!
I thought I’d commented recently but couldn’t be sure so I actually spent a couple minutes looking before finding that comment. I am reassured. (:
yes durian flesh is yellow. imagine me making an ew face here: how could green durian possibly taste the same??